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Sardar ji SMS
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sardar ne apne ghar ki aadhi diwaar paint karne ke baad niche likh diya.
SAME AS ABOVE.
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Sardar- mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai,
Boss- teri income to us k toilet paper bhi afford nahi
kar sakti,
sardar: acha! itni potti karti hai to phir rahne do.
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Gang of sardars broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find glasses full of chilled lassi.
Happily they drink lassi and left
Next day's headline-
SPERM BANK LOOTED
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Dr. Sahab Plastic Surgery karwane me kitna kharcha aayega
Dr.- 5 lakh
Sardar:agar 'Plastic' hum de to.
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1 Sardar Resturent pe soup pi raha tha.
Boy: Surdar G soup wich makhi Ae..
Sardar: Dil wada ker yar,
makhi ne kina pe lena ae
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Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay...
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Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am
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Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet but the egg was empty Sardar angrily shouts Saley aaj kal k murghay bhi CONDOM use karney lagey hain.
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Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha, inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd; "sb se aage wale ko" sardar; "to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain."
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Sardar ki Girlfriend ne usko sms bheja "I Miss U"
Socho Sardar Ne Kya Reply Diya hoga?
Socho?
SochO
"I Mr. U"
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Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak honai walon k lia 5 lac or zakhmi honai walon k lia 3 lac rupai dainai ka elaan kia jata hai Sardar: tay jinhan da TARRAH nikal gaya unhan wastai kuch v nahi?
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